Simply Not Logical

Simply Not Logical Simply Not Logical

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Holo, I'm Cristine that weird nail girl. Sometimes I do things that are simply not logical.

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Instagram feature account: @simplynotlogical
Instagram: @simplynailogical
My cats' Instagrams: @menchiethecat @zylerthecat
Snapchat: simplynailogica (no "L"!)
Facebook: Simply Nailogical
Twitter: @nailogical


2:03Put Whatever You Want On My Nails
Put Whatever You Want On My Nailsvisningar 333tnMånad sedan
13:14What Happened to My Nail
What Happened to My Nailvisningar 2mnMånad sedan
8:14Simply Nailogical 2020 Deleted Scenes
Simply Nailogical 2020 Deleted Scenesvisningar 473tn4 månader sedan
9:30What I Cut From The Home Hair Cuts Video (outtakes)
5:05he broke my nail polish
he broke my nail polishvisningar 1,8mnÅr sedan
11:22Why my boyfriend wears nail polish
Why my boyfriend wears nail polishvisningar 1,2mnÅr sedan
14:37Dropping my Overnight Oats Tutorial
Dropping my Overnight Oats Tutorialvisningar 3,2mnÅr sedan
6:25My boyfriend watches Troom Troom with AirPods
6:51What bae got me for Valentine's Day
What bae got me for Valentine's Dayvisningar 2,1mn2 år sedan
12:15Best of Simply Nailogical Snapchat 2018
Best of Simply Nailogical Snapchat 2018visningar 754tn2 år sedan


  • This was so interesting! I loved seeing the behind the scenes!

  • ew lol


  • two ball gags. im laughing so hard im crying.4

  • I bought my first holo taco polishes during this launch and I’m so glad I did! My nails chip heckin fast (regardless of what I do/use, it’s just how they are) and I don’t even mind because I get to use more holo taco!

  • 10:16

  • I remember VHS, cassettes, older gaming consoles, block televisions, dial up internet, Furbies, etc. Good times...even had a nightmare of that ancient animated robot and felt like it wanted my soul lol So I just gave it my finger sometimes to munch on, to quell that demon inside the doll.

  • Is verry sus

  • I was thinking maybe instead of using led bulbs, maybe try using a band light? This way the light would be better? Idk, not a professional, I just generally think band lights offer a "smoother" light, making it feel more like natural light, cz it's not coming from one spot only, it feels more "dynamic" (idk how to explain better). Also band lights you can adjust to be a bit yellow-ish which can be really close to natural sunlight imo. Love ur videos, keep up the amazing work!

  • wait what did u just put your mug on at that a heated coaster????

  • You guys were weird y miren Son El Éxito😂

  • Her dad is so funny 😭✋

  • If you ever want some giggles... watch any of your videos with the captions on. Makes the video even funnier.

  • They're twins, OMG👁️👄👁️

  • My partners name is Benjamin (Ben) James Sutcliffe so his name shortened is literally bjs (blow jobs) 😂😂😂

  • Worst and most offensive British accents 😂


  • This is still such a calming video ❤

  • too much bleepy noise why?? 😖

  • This made me have so much more respect for her and all the work she does. I had no idea! This is so crazy... :( I’d help if I could

  • I am terrible at focusing and I usually speed up videos or skip thru them but this was rlly interesting and I enjoyed??? Like not even once did I skip ahead.

  • OMG! I remember that commercial for Fib Finder! lol! So cool that you were in it!

  • Lol..i still have a bucket of furbies.

  • Watching this, I am tired already. What a tedious process, #respect 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😍😍


  • i would 100% love promo photos with menchie 🥺💕

  • Thank you for sharing this with us ! I loved every second of it :)

  • Loved that reaction! -I understand it was v distressing but it made me laugh so hard, poor nail!

  • Her natural nails look nasty 🤢

  • if they work as well as a "packing brush", what's the problem??

  • That's my comfort vlog. I watch it anytime I need to feel happy.

  • Ok I feel like an idiot. I had no idea how any of those satisfying shots I enjoy were achieved. I have a newfound respect for all the work you do. Kudos and cheers from Morocco 🇲🇦

  • I kind of wish one of her nails break so we get Cristine the science queen and playing with kids toys again

  • Is there something wrong with inexpensive Quaker oats??? That's what I use and it's wonderful. But I don't add all that other crap in my overnight oats. Oats, milk, yogurt, maple syrup and then in the AM add fruit.

  • I used to do teavana as my main tea but then Starbucks just had to buy them and reduce their stock to around 6 flavors. Now I use Twinings and Spice & Tea Exchange for my tea.

  • *Intro music plays* Me: ♪ \(^ω^\ )( /^ω^)/♪└|∵|┐♪♪┌|∵|┘♪

  • Simply science with that estimated rate of growth

  • 7:50 Yosh to the Posh?

  • Why didn't you just put a peely base on it before putting on all the layers and peeled it off? It probably would have been a little easier! Also, it would've been HELLA satisfying!

  • That was pretty annoying

  • This was a lot of fun to watch!

  • Ooo

  • 21:39 What the heck is Jen doing 😂

  • I took a bunch of photos as a Holo Taco add for a class project. They are are only my first try, but I would love to send them to you.

    • Also, I realized after the fact when I looked at your photos and the way you shot them, I had the exact same idea. I even did the photos on a reflective plexus background!

  • IM NL TO!!!!!

  • the cat clock took me out when she screamed “nobody move”

  • 😂

  • I want to be a hardworking woman like you!

  • 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎

  • “It’s not safe out there” she has no idea.

  • I only just realized this is a green screen thing.

  • i got tired for you

  • For Kristen- don't know if it is true for quick oats but oats usually contain phytic acid that should be thoroughly removed before cooking because it can create mineral deficiencies in your body. what you can possibly do is soak them overnight in water, rinse them thoroughly in the morning and then add your breakfast preferences. Hopefully, Kristen you'll read this! Love your videos!

  • I can not stop laughing this is so funny

  • You gotta take more breaks girl, people be praising your work ethic but like you're only human! U deserve rest 💟

  • Ok I’ve watched this video so times and it never gets old (I love overnight oats) love ya Christine

  • You should make a video painting your car with peel off holo!!

  • Watching this again in May 2021!

  • Not polish related, but you should consider remove the rattle from the cats collar, it's really bad for their ears, ther have really sensitive ears and that can hurt even damage their hearing no one tells that cause pet shops wants profit, but it's bad, even disturb their behavior, cats are very quiet animals, and having that thing make sound whenever they move it really gets in the way, that's why they get attracted and pissed with toys with rattle, they bite and kick because the sound bothers them (and also catnip), but you totally should remove, I have indoor cats and they don't even wear collars, cause I wouldn't want that thing on my neck, so probably they wouldn't want to anyway, just the rattle, it's sold everywhere, but it's bad for them, the pet shop won't tell you that, but you can totally find it online, on many resources, and btw, waiting for the day that holo taco will be available in Brazil 🥰🥰

  • I want photos with Menchie in them 😻

  • Ben being Chubaca

  • 15:41 🍑

  • The amount of work!!!! I never really grasped how much time you spend on each nail polish and them multiplying that work with 7 for a collection like that one is insane to me!!! I have no clue how you find the energy and patience but I am amazed! <3 You rock girl!!! <3

  • Why does it say one year agoooo. This was in 2019 lul

  • Petition for Menchie to model the lanch boxes

  • the amount of time your videos take wow i did not know that at all. i love this video

  • This was really helpful for me to understand the process and how to use some tips

  • Your finger isn’t normally zombie 🧟‍♀️ colored????

  • I was surprised to hear how "little" you know about editing pics and how you learned all by just googling... It makes me more confident to learn stuff also😊 I use old black ikea shelf parts as a background for my sewing product pics. Now I have confidence to keep doing that after seeing how casual your set up is 😊

  • where do i get a ben?

  • This is so interesting! I didn’t know you did all of this yourself!! Photo skills let’s goo!

  • Wow

  • Cristine, we NEED a simplyoatlogical

  • Watching this in 2021 thinking about all the activities that were unsanitary there

  • does anyone ever wonder if the 10 year olds who watch this channel actually understand some of the jokes?

  • 19:46 😭 caption it

  • Cristine: "That's how you got popular, which I never got" Her 2.83M subscribers: Excuse me bitch, what am I? A roach?

  • iTS nOt A ProBLeM AnY MOrE

  • Coworkers: “Hey Cristine! What did you do this weekend?” C: “I bathed in tea.” Coworkers: “Oh- Uhm oh-“ C: “In front of millions of people.” Coworker: “Okay...”

  • Can't u get your polishes in bulk? So a jar or jug of each color, saving packaging waste!