Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 585

Publicerades den 6 jan 2021
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HAPPY NEW YEAR CHOMOS! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH with a video of a dude who claims he's "just a cool guy." They recap the 2 Bears, 1 Cave New Year's Live Show, and watch Tom's basketball injury, as well as various parodies of it. The Main Mommies discuss a hot button issue from the show: Tom's pronunciation of the word "won." They give Charo and Top Dog a call to have them weigh in on it. They also discuss Hilaria Baldwin's recent controversy, their experience having COVID-19, their favorite action movie franchises, and the time Tom attended Matt Damon's birthday party. We get an update from YMH All-Star Norman Summerton, watch a Fedsmoker video from the vault, and take a look at The King's TikTok evolution. Also, CP is now a certified "Queen Above 18," sporting one of The King's signature sweatshirts!
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Kommentarer

  • For the record, a penny or even roll of pennies would NOT be enough to destabilize the rotor on a helicopter and bring it down

  • Is it patella or patellar

  • theyre god damn homophones you r words

  • When do they talk about Hilaria Baldwin?

  • At 1:17:11 - is FedSmoker using someone's WiFi to upload a YT vid?

  • Thicker glasses!,,,

  • hop in at 24:15

  • 48:50 Hilary Baldwin story

  • take it easy on hilaria? lol nah

  • tina is so r worded

  • It's called Karma Tom. All the years of laughing at others pain coming back at you 😂

  • In the midwest we say won (one) not won(w-on/wan)

  • Ok tina but what about wandering vs. wondering 🤔 see

  • Opiates are weird man they stop you from dumpin'... and the WDs don't make you shit either, when I got off of fentanyl I went thru a FULL SEVEN DAYS in which I took 0 dumps, 0 pees, and had 0 bites of food and 0 minutes of sleep. Didn't realize the human body could be pushed to such extremes

  • him with that glove reminds me of the nintendo power glove

  • poor people don't get "a semester abroad" Christina ;/

  • We had people with AIDS visit every day. There were more AIDS patients than students.

  • She must have a ton of cons on her lawn with her son to pronounce it won

  • 1:02:38 the most honest Kristin has ever been.

  • Christy: “what are you, speaking the Queen’s English? Fucking asshole. Also Christy: “who hasn’t done a semester abroad...” Most people, Christy, the vast majority of Americans have not. Even if you just look at people who graduated from college, that’s a tiny segment.

  • To be fair, everyone can see Tom’s arm was fucked. But without him saying anything, you wouldn’t know his leg was jacked. And even though, he clearly needed a doctor, it’s not inconceivable that he could be driven to the hospital with just a jacked arm.

  • Christine is running out of excuses. You claim to be a ride or die, then eat his scrum! She’s like Charo, needs a $10K purse. 26:20 😂 😂 Do you like your life, Jenny?!

  • Homonyms - words that are pronounced the same but are spelled differently and mean different things. i.e. there/their/they’re, one/won, heir/air, hare/hair, red/read, reed/read, bear/bare. C’mon tiktards, it’s not that hard. It’s...regular size

  • This is so graphic it could have been on bestgore

  • So you dunked 9’ congrats...Bert walked away from the contest 😂

  • Toms a simple man just wants his scrum eaten

  • feel free to do all the metal gymnastics you need to do, but lying is lying. If I(a white man) darkened my skin and said I was from spain there would be a lynch mob outside of my door ready to draw and quarter me infront of the world, however a rich well connected celebrity wife does it and you guys say "i feel bad for her" either its ok for everyone to "culturally appropriate" or its ok for nobody to do so. Once upon a time you guys roasted rachel dolezal on your show for what she did. why the change of heart? the advertisement money is too strong to resist...

  • Aww Christy likes Therman. This just makes me more of a fan.

  • Tom should have asked how his mom pronounced the number 1. She would have said it the same way lol.

  • I laughed my ass off at that video. He looked like Peter Griffin.

  • Can someone tell me what time Tom says "one".

  • Omg is that sound, the sound of Toms patella snapping?

  • 48:46 Hilaria Baldwin part

  • Tom asking people to call 911 whilst he is fucked up is hilarious! ...Sorry Tom, I'm just like you!

  • He broke his arm. Christine is a damaged soul. He would convince her to kill herself if they weren’t rich

  • Lmao his dad had me rollin

  • I can still here that patella pop

  • "Who hasn't done a semester abroad" I dunno Crusty P, maybe 90 percent of the world.

  • Where’s 586 you son of a bish!!!!!

  • Just bounced back from the Rona, bagged two chicks before I knew I was positive, neither of them tested positive but my friend who I ran into at a gas station while wearing my mask caught it. Strange times.... Im basically Will Smith from I am Legend now, so I aint complaining.

  • Couple of strong new contestants here for r/ConfidentlyIncorrect

  • You can re-catch COVID-19 so having it doesn't make you immune to getting it again or spreading it again. Just fyi.

  • i have to either cover the screen or fast forward thru so much of this show norm and the face tats hurt my eyes and my soul ay yay YAY

  • 25:43 that was so awkward and broke some kind of 4th wall of comedy. It was like "is tom really guilt tripping his wife about butthole licking?" to the point it becomes a bit and an actual dilemma. Look at her face at 26:35... then she asks to make a deal for jewelry... OMG!!! THE DEPRAVITY! HAHAHA!

  • Go Tim Go!♿️

  • 2B1C Looks like it should be “two bears one cup” 😂

  • I hope more transplants like Tom Segura and Joe Rogan leave LA. That means someday ACTUAL Californians will afford a house...

  • If you haven't yet check out the video on here of the pronunciation of the word "won" it's pretty good stuff. "All you've won is bread tacos" lol

  • New wife could be cool idea man

  • Why is there a "w" in the pronunciation of one, maybe we are saying that wrong, but Tom sure as hell is not right.

  • WTF is this conversation about won??!! How do two adults not know how to say won!!

    • Killing time to pad the content. This is something too many people do, and it drives me batshit!!! And don't get me started on people laughing at everything that isn't funny, that shit makes me wanna kick throats

  • Tom's dad says won correctly and christina is like yes! She is so confused....

    • 44:05 I think the realization set in that it's not correct, but she's doubling down for tommy lmao

  • I'm going to the park with my sOn.

  • You guys have never been more r-worded about something as you are about the “one”/“Juan” conversation. This must be the result of being raised by a parent whose first language wasn’t English. Reminds me of how Christine used to say things like “chewing gum” and “sun-vizier” without realizing how foreign it made her sound

    • Lol I paused too soon, looks like christy addresses her foreign upbringing

  • Christina New Years resolution be funny

  • We get it tom you speak Spanish

  • Karma

  • Good morning Julia! its time to wake up, breakfast is ready, my queen.

  • Won is pronounced as "one". There's no debate to this unless you're touched.

  • she dont have no rona she just old

  • Damn i didn’t know Tom was this stupid

  • Who’s got a link to the helicopter clip?

  • The King is obviously an older tradesmen, that's probably exactly why the woman was upset with him. People get upset at tradesmen for parking and noise all the time, it would perfectly explain why he was in an unfinished room. The crazy karen should have called the police if anything actually happened, which is probably why she didn't. It would likely explain his 'dad' humour, and some online stuff is definitely lost on him, he seems like he's barely understanding the internet. It would also explain some of his 'dirty' sense of humor, this stuff is always there. Source: I've worked for trademen on construction/residential for over 10 year since I was a teen. I do hope I just missed the joke, but it's a stretch to assume someone is definitely a paedophile for getting banned online, cmon, comics should understand that.

  • I couldn't keep watching after the second injury view! Glad your healing. That noise!!! So gross!

  • Hilaria stole Valor

  • no matter many times i thumbs down these gay videos, youtube keeps trying to force me to watch them

  • If the last month has proven anything... It's that Tom is the ONLY reason to watch this is and Bert is the only saving grace on 2 Bears. Everyone else is just lucky to be there. EVERYONE

  • But Tom...say these two words. Wonder and Wander

  • Nadav is definitively pressing that mic button with enough pressure to crush a couple bugs.

  • This is the first tome I watched it that long because it honestly makes me sick but Bert fucking kills me 😂 “you okay you okay “ “ oh his arm “ 😂😂😂 I’m crying rn 😂😂

  • Nobody cares about your leg anymore talk about real stuff

  • Maybe Burnt's immutable stench of failure is rubbing off on these two?

  • T'Juan'm is now straight Japanese and I'm only saying "Segura" in an emphatic Japanese accent.

  • Disgusted with Tadd and Kirsten's acceptance of Hillary Baldwin. She didn't even acknowledge that she was caught! This beats talking on your cellphone on speaker in public. Is deportation too much to ask?

    • I don't even know them anymore:( I didn't believe in God, but now I'm thinking he's real and punishing T'Juan'm.

  • Oh, NOW Kirsten is backing Tim about "Juan"!? Tokked

  • Christina with the libtard 'sighhhhhh' everytime covid is mentioned lollll

  • LMAO you know Christina P ain't playing Best Fiends. "I like the colors..." ya sure...

  • The more I watch this podcast the more I appreciate this heavyset couple.

  • Facts bro: real friend gonna touch that nasty broken sausage arm to help

  • haha! Kirtsten dissing her own pronunciation by accident was great

  • every time christine does an ad read, i die a little inside. so fake. lmao

  • Why do people watch this boring shit!! And no not me I tried for a few minutes and then I suddenly wanted those minutes back and kicked myself in the balls for punishment so good luck as the world burns top notch entertainment guys.

    • @calska140 My friend My abilities know no bounds because I follow Jesus Christ!

    • You kicked yourself in the balls? How?

  • Chanel darling

  • Someone PLEASE put together a "shooting star" meme of Tom's fall.

  • It really was common numbnuts!

  • THE MOST IVE EVER LIKED HER, SHES USUALLY SUCH A BITCH! I THINK SHE POPPED HIS PAIN PILLS

  • Illuminati confirmed

  • Tom used a women's ball aaaa hundred percent

  • I don’t agree with Nadav on anything really, but this won thing in particular, I do #fullyTokd

  • Tom, you nincumpoop! She’s trying to say won (sounds like one) but she’s freaking foreign! I can’t believe you haven’t picked up on that. Her accent makes you hear won (as in won-ton). You’ve heard her pronounce the word with her accent all your life, and then you repeat what you hear, all the while assuming that the word is meant to be pronounced phonetically. Nope, but thanks for playing. LOL!

  • How you say in English... ey Christina is a great wife?

  • The squeaking in the kings truck was some girl he had tied up

  • Women's rights!!! 🤣

    • Women deserve many rights and many lefts too maybe some hooks liberally sprinkled throughout.

  • I think what happened was Barth hurt his knee first, and gravy dribbled out onto the gym floor. That's what Taum slipped on when his gargantuan body massacred his arm.

  • You HAVE to give Christina P credit for this. Not only for watching the vid of Tom in the first place, but also watching on the show, recorded. Huge props

  • Honey dew episode 55 1:15:44 " we Juan that game" it was right in front of us the whole time

  • The dude from the doc 'Erasing Hate' got his face tatts removed. They did a pretty good job removing them.

  • 1:27:33

  • They are fucking with you guys to get a rise. They know how WON pronounced. They could google it if they truly wanted to verify...not call his Mom with an accent.

  • you guys have some amazing cameras in the studio i must say