Quarantinewhile... Did The Soviets Produce A Superior "Lord Of The Rings" Film?

Publicerades den 9 apr 2021
Quarantinewhile... Attention, Peter Jackson: your buddy Stephen Colbert has a few controversial things to say when comparing your "Lord of the Rings" films to a recently-unearthed Russian version from the Soviet era. #Colbert #Meanwhile #LordoftheRings
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  • For those fans of Lord Of The Rings out there check out; The Battle of Sauron and Finrod Felagund - Clamavi De Profundis

  • I have not been able to breathe for five minutes straight after that last line.

  • There's a rather interesting "unpublished" retelling of the Lord of the Rings from the perspective of a Mordorian scout. Basic idea is that most of the story is elven propaganda and they have been engaged in a centuries long campaign of attempted genocide of Mordor. In this version of the story, the Ring's power is that people think the ring has real power, magic is not actually that amazing compared to the industrialized technology of Mordor, and orcs just looks like regular people. Check out The Last Ringbearer. It's neat.

  • So the Soviet LOTR version was made within 10 years of Peter Jackson's: Fellowship of the Ring. Looks more like they are made 50 years apart.

  • I think “renegade skiffle band gut-bucket of news” may be my new favourite phrase. 😂😂😂

  • Rustee Allen did the bass on that track apparently, not Larry Graham. I had to know who it was playing that.

  • 🌱hat’s an Oscar right there for that Innately Apt SLy✨interpretation 🎹 ✨🙌🏼😸

  • It's TV play so It kinda supposed to be cheap. It's not proper movie

  • Monkey on the lam was a bit he did on the Rapport! Love a random reference

  • Welp I'll be seeing that soviet mime in my dreams tonight. Anyone else?

  • God, I am choking with laughter..

  • 3:08

  • Whoever writes these Quarantinewhile intros deserves hazard pay along with their special Emmy I keep asking for.

  • Don't insult Skyline chili as it tastes terrific!

  • That is my favorite Sly Stone song! It's fantastic!

  • CHILI GAUNTLET THROWN

  • The cemetary the monkeys supposedly were spotted at is right behind my house. Sadly, i saw no monkeys. Also, cinci chili is good.

  • Did the first couple of minutes remind anyone else of when Mr Rogers or Big Bird would have a guest and they’d just have a pleasant conversation about something? 😂

  • Okay I got movie night sorted. Sovet LOTR and popcorn salad.

  • The only problem that I have with this is that you don’t glue in a soundpost on a violin. Endgrain doesn’t glue well, and they need adjustment from time to time.

  • Letterman knew when it was time to retire, you must be reading the Trump never never land book!

  • Jon Batiste: a walking music encyclopedia! ❤️

  • After seeing russia's film prowess, I'm quite afraid of their capacity to take over middle earth.

  • Don't glue in the sound post Steve!

  • I hope to GOD she had a bidet, otherwise HOW IN THE BLUE HELL did she wipe after using the bathroom?!?!

  • Leftist hypocrisy

  • EVERY PERSON

  • hey stehpen you, and your colonist bloodline were never, ever asked to stay. fyi. need a headline to put you in place. fyi. where did you start from. who did your bloodline kill and rob

  • Imagine how long it took to wait for her nail polish to dry.

  • I desperately want them to put Avi Kaplan on here to sing the Misty Mountains and geek out over Lord of the Rings with Stephen. Avi even looks like one of the dwarfs with his beard and long hair.

  • If Christopher Tolkien heard about the Russian version, I bet he cried himself to sleep that night. Poor guy, trying so hard to keep people from making bad films from his father's work....

  • Don't you talk shit about our chili

  • Never glue in the sound post

  • Okay back from the rabbit of sly and the family atone. Lets finish this video

  • That hat...... Jon's beret... Reminds of Mr Al Jarreau with great fondness.💝 Great music as usual. 💯

  • I alway have to fast forward through the intro of the quarantinewhile section. It’s like 5 miles long.

  • colbert suuuucks!!!

  • There's something delightful about two Subject Matter Experts talking about their favorite thing, and then the really talented performer showing what you can actually DO with that thing... anywhere, anytime, a great lift.

  • Gimliski: "How many Uruks did you kill?" Legoslav: "41" Gimliski: "41 Orcs? Not great, not terrible"

  • I think Stephen and Jon show record Sly Stones If you want me to stay!! Soundin good!!!

  • the sound post isn't glued in

  • Those robot lizards will first and primarily be used for surveillance on citizens... Technology is ALWAYS utilized toward authoritarian ends

  • "Renegade skiffle-band gut-bucket of news" --oh, that's a keeper!

  • The Soviet LotR- wow. Just wow.

  • That handbag sold for such a prize is another proof I do right, when staying as far away as possible from this neurotic fashion circus.

  • Good grief, you can watch that Soviet version of Lord of the Rings on SEnewss. I'm not going to though. My sanity's too preciousssssss....

  • Thanks for always making laugh. Needed it today, just an eviction notice. So yeah. Love from Aus.

  • Soundposts are not glued.... :p

  • 39k for a purse... OR 24k for an actual plane, 10k for pilot's lessons and license, and 5k for sweet pilot clothes... like a leather jacket and Ray-Bans.

  • I like the Red Hot Chili Pepper's cover; it's how I was first introduced to Sly and the Family Stone

  • Sly and the Family Stone!

  • 0:18 oh, you pos. a new song to worry about. nooooooooooo

  • I love how he introduces this bit .... golden

  • Soviets Lord Of The Rings.... It looks like it needs shrooms

  • Robot lizards... ok WHO TF IS IN CONTROL OF HOMELAND SECURITY?!? A BUNCH OF 12 YEAR OLDS Damn bro... How long has this pandemic been for you?!? You gained like 10 years dude... Good to hear real music slowly making comeback.

  • Soooooo.... Just how _did_ mrs 24 ft long nails, manage to wipe her a$$ for 30 years??? Hmmmmm, questions questions....🙄

  • Love, love, love "If You Want Me to Stay"! That bassline! Sly's singing! Perfect song. This was some valuable music history education!!! "Skin I'm In" from that album is another phenomenal one.

  • I know Stephen is looking for content but John Batiste or however is name is spelled. I get so annoyed every time with him. He is not interesting. This isn't a race thing. The dude is fucking boring. Every time I watch a video with him I feel like I wasted two minutes of my life cuz he adds nothing substantiation to the conversation. Can we please remove him from being a talking point I regularly have to skip over?

  • so..did he make a phallic symbolism handbag that happens to look like an aeroplane?

  • Are you sure the Tolkien find was Soviet and not just Sid and Marty Kroft?

  • Jon Batiste always makes me smile. That dude has got to be the coolest person, ever - period.

  • That USSR LOTR footage / commentary was the first side-splitting long laugh since about a year.

  • Ok, that was one of the best intros to Quarantinewhile ever!

  • You don't glue in a soundpost.

  • When we repeat the words in the song it reveals what is on our minds Stephen. Contract time?

  • An veritable yank chav.

  • BLUE MONDAY 0:25

  • OMG, I want to see that Russian version! When will it be on SEnewss and who is adding the subtitles? Not Google auto-translate I hope.

  • Cachimbob 🤓 🥚

  • 2:35 Reminds me of Colin M of WLIIA wordsmith-y-ness

  • I notice myself laughing more without the audience.

  • In this version, Sauron takes off his helmet, and ...you guessed it. Putin. Riding a winged trumpasaurus.

  • 2:12 I could hear you say this a million times and hope to never bore. Mmm... Oh sweet Stradivarius.

  • Louis Vuitton has officially run out of good ideas.

  • The guy putting on the ring looks like Mike from the Monkees

  • Am I the only person that wonders how people with record-breaking fingernails manage to wipe? 🤭🤔😬

  • Video starts at 3:00 ur welcome

  • When Stephen Colbert will return to Russia we'll give him "The last rungbearer" book - the true LOTR story. Argggghhhh...

  • Omg that is a long one tied together A for delivery ......

  • Play us out? What does that mean? To end the segment?

  • not every quarantinewhile intro is a winner. but this is. now whats thr opposite of a winner? that LOTR version

  • Why is everyone so upset and terrified about the lizard in Thailand? It was just looking for survivors :P

  • When the One Ring of Power is made of gold foil, you know you're in for some quality filmmaking.

  • Look at Baptiste and his body language. Legs crossed, hands folded, no immediate eye contact with the camera. He is in a closed position, and does not like talking to Stephen in these segments. AWKWARD. Stephen should stop with these attempts to convey racial harmony and just let him play, then at the end of the show thank the man. The last thing black people need is awkward. All white folks need to do is treat black folks the way they treat white folks. Wait, scratch that. White folks need to.....stop.....and just.....

  • Sorry had to stop and rock out for a song! Thanks for sharing!

  • Can I unsee the Russian Lord of the Rings, please?

  • "Oh my heck! This frickin' beer tastes like shizz!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • I was hoping the Budweiser Utah Themed bottles would be Utah shaped

  • Hot dayum that Sly and the Family Stone riff was so slick I listened to it 3x before going onto the segment. It's also fantastic that Stephen's finally able to talk about something besides T****'s BS!

  • If the camera doesn't shake constantly it's better......

  • 3:30 how are tourist and purest “masculine stereotypes”? What stupid art school did this person go to?

  • Gluing in the soundpost? I'm gonna riot

  • The spicy defense spectacularly tremble because pheasant primarily hop after a real plough. rhetorical, puffy decision

  • The monitor lizard joke killed me 💀💀💀

  • 6:38 Soviet was around in the nineties? Talk about burying the lede!

  • Interesting that Sauron chose "Impact" font for his ring inscription. Also, he did a lousy job of forging.

  • This was the best quarantinewhile introduction of all time

  • The lead in to quarantinewhile is amazing. Someone REALLY loves words over there, and they should get a raise.

  • Damn i feel old... I was waiting for a reference to the band 'the monkees'

  • The short answer is No! The long answer is, "Hell NOOOOooooooo!!!"