#sharts Nylon Belt for naughty engineers

Publicerades den 1 maj 2021
#sharts
Dark, dirty, dastardly tricks for tight spots. The full fiasco is on Patreon.com/AvE

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  • Just got to head down to the stealership and buy the model specific sending unit wrench. What's not to get? While your there, don't forget that extended warranty.

    • I like the red tattoo on your hand I know your daughter drew it

    • @Ravi Shah Do you know how to remove people from the list? Asking for a friend.

    • @Our President Is A Fah-king Joke I’m a nice Indian fella or so my wife says & I’m on the fucking list!!!

    • They don’t manufacture equipment meant to be serviced by the end user anymore. Gotta bring the rig in to the dealer for service.

    • Yep yep, Maytag star driver of lore

  • What's wrong with Atlas Copco? I haven't seen any of their stuff on your Chanel? I thought they where good

  • Pussay France lmfao 😂 your locations kill me.

  • That looks like a handy trick. Thanks.

  • World is full of fuckwiths.

  • WTF kind of snowflake ink is that. I thought of you as a real man now I just think your a "mans" man with pink pokimon on your arm!

  • And thus was born the impact strap wrench.

  • CerMedes has the same BS plasicium clamperonis on their holiwood purse dog transporters...

  • Thank the Lards of the all mighty Fossil Fuel, John put an oblong Sunroof above that non-removable spinny thing!!!

  • yup cannot stand crap design

  • AvE 2 tools you would be interested in, Bahr-co chain wrench and sidchrome do a very neat 3/8 1/2 filter strap tool. Hope ya see this mate, all the way from down unda!

  • I think this is the only channel on YT where you get away with so much cussing, keep up the good cussing work

  • Is that a fuckin' Gator? How many times have you had to replace the brake cable? Not yet? You will. Get used to it.

  • love you, man! You always put a smile on my face...

  • Honestly could've been worse. Worked on some motorcycles with filters in the tank. Those designers must have thought, screw the mechanics in particular, put the pump on the bottom of a 25L tank which is full 90% of the time you have to change a filter and make it only come out one way with a specific combination of twisting and swearing.

  • I believe these original atlas crapco rockhose straps will skyrocket in value over the next few years as they become rarer. Really disappointing to see all the new ones are just "epiroc" straps. Whichever marketing fuckhead over in sweden thought "epiroc" was a good idea deserves a bullet, and a kick in the nuts. Stop trying to make epiroc happen, its not going to happen

  • Ah yes! A shart located in Pussay.

  • atlas copco stuff probably sucks because the company i work for is a subcontractor for them xD

  • Even the techs don't use the SST for fuel tank so this is perfectly fine 🙃

  • Most new cars have no fuel filter at all anymore except the sock in the tank. Its ridiculous. My guess is it's to help keep the projected cost of ownership down since there's no fuel filter to be changed at regular intervals.

  • Love the new ink. Is that Pikachoo or sumthin? (Right around the 1 minute mark) I think it's bitchin.

  • ok i want a 'slag hammer " shirt

  • new tattoo?

  • Dave is not a bad man. Everyone needs to understand that 99% of this creation has been made to fall by a few. Do not worry, I have adjusted source to grade on a curve because of this.

  • stop sugar coating it and tell us how you really feel! JD must have special $234.99 cent tool to do this?

  • Been there my friend! I laughed knowingly at every enounciation of “ FUCK YOOOOOOO!!!!”

  • Great! Now JD is back the ol drawing board trying to make it even more impossible to remove that part.🧐

  • Do it with a pice of tire tube next time my old felle' It steakes like a tissue paper to poor boldman's sweaty head. Always the old rubber does the job.

  • There’s a better way of doing that, have a look at the Irish removing water smartmeters - blackbelts

  • That looks like some fine body art from the Chickadee!

  • Did no one hear that slag hammer joke

  • That’s some lovely new ink you’ve acquired sir. Chickadee’s handiwork?

  • Nice tat, Daddy-O!

  • You can't make any money when you design things that come off.

  • Ah yes, beating an adjustable hammer with a hammer

  • almost like using the right tool for the job made it easy

  • They say engineers are like pig dogs, you have to shoot 100 before you get a decent one.

  • john deere makes the best machinery. ask any city boy theyll tell ya.

  • Guess you shoulda have tried the hitachi on it

  • Nice tattoo there, mate ;-)

  • Just incase it helps with my swearing I'm buying a deer john

  • People just need to quit buying John Deere shit. If you choose to, then you deserve the punishment that goes with it.

  • Uncle bumblefuck ya sprung a leak

  • Right to repair.

  • Looks like a standard fuel tank lock ring, same kind of thing on Hondas. You just get a wrench attachment like a Lisle 63000. But #shartin is more fun!

  • Thank you for the laugh!

  • That's our relationship, they fustercluck it up, we shade tree a way around it.

  • Do the strap and crescent and put another wrench on the crescent. Works like a dream. You can also wrap the strap around some small square stock and put a wrench on it, poor mans strap-wrench.

  • Nearly 45 years on this planet and only now do I realize that in a pinch any strap will do, if you know how to use it right. Thanks for this.

  • All you need is a strap wrench ?

  • At least they gave you an ill placed "access" to give the belief that you could replace it yourself without removing the rear axle to remove the engine to remove the fuel tank to remove to lock ring...Yada Yada Yada. It's all about the perceived serviceability.

  • YES! Everything from John Deere is JUNK!

  • I hear dear john's got the exact wrench to remove that but they'll charge you 300$ to take it out of the drawer, you know, to keep your personal info safe.

  • Well THAT'S clever.

  • where can i buy one of those?? i cant find rockhose anywhere online

  • John Deere what's your opinion of guys fixing there own shit??? $230 for a repair manual is what they think. Grease nips where you can't see is how they roll.

  • Hey, that's a John Deere! It's illegal to repair those things! Just push it right in the ocean.

  • I like your attitude towards engineers, they can come up with the worst fucking designs known by man. some of them should have their nuts filed off for the shit they come up with.

  • Could be worse; if it was a BMW, the cap would be permanently sealed to the tank with detents or internal snap latches. Only $1200 for a new "non-user serviceable" replacement tank though!

  • fu dear Jhon! LOL

  • That there is one dad tat

  • 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Not they only thing those greedy bastards use the strap on if ya know what I’m sayin.

  • Did you try more cursing? That sometimes works for me.

  • Had to do basicly the same but with a loop of paracord to unstuck my oil filter after trying every other trick . Those ranger oil filters are in one hell of tight spot.

  • At least it's plastic so it won't rust

  • There are engineers who are engineers , then there are engineers who ain’t. 🤦‍♂️

  • As an mfg engineer, it's these interactions I point and laugh at design for.

  • Used to do this with an old timing belt. That's the reason I still keep it around in the shed. The plus of an old timing belt is that it both have teeth and is made of some kind of rubber, so it won't slide.

  • We need a tractor that's designed by farmers.

  • Bad ass Canadian cute bunny rabbit tattoo!!.. Ehh! 👍👍👍

  • Necessity is the mother of invention!!! Ya gots ya be Willey like a coyote to overcome the inventiveness of en gen neers. I’ve got an old 18mm socket with a slit cut in it for doing that. Stay safe up there

  • The geniuses at range rover put the sump plug on the side of the sump rather than the bottom side. it sits three inches from the chassis rail and gives the cheap galvanising effort fresh anti-corrosion coating every oil change. Because of their terrible design, rather than fixing the sump casting, they have made an item for workshops to buy. it fixes to where the filler cap goes, a hose that runs through down to the bottom of the engine, and an air hose fitting to positively pressurise the block and draw the oil out. either that or its an electric vaccum, been way too long and i forget.

  • Another reason to add to the list why I will never own anything with green paint

  • At least, in my opinion, Atlas Crapco has a slight advantage over Ingershit Rand, nylon straps aside.

  • They come off so easy, just no room to twist it in that application. But your home made strap wrench was worth the video

  • What is that pink tape you have on EVERYTHING? It must be good.

  • Deere John, is exactly that, and designed to fail at regular intervals with little support from the dealers, why buy them I ask?

  • Haha the fucking slag hammer nickname

  • Get a boat and there is no end to stupidity like this

  • Hah! Reminds me of the newer Corolla's made in Canaderp.... The lube they use on the tanks turns to an adhesive. Air chisel gets a work out!

  • Perhaps next time try a gallon of gas and a match

  • They joys of working on cars (and other equipment)

  • No tappy tap tap? Methinks you might be getting soft in your old age, Chris.

  • dodge/chrysler uses those stupid fucking rings also

  • I just recently cut a hole in my pickup bed to change the fuckin filter. This trick woulda been a gem a week ago

  • BUNNY HAND :V

  • The fuel filter on my 855d gator is just as angering. It could have been mounted anywhere but they put it right in the center of engine under a bunch of hoses and wires. You can't change it without swearing.

  • Was this one of those right to repair videos that have been going around semi scripted?

  • Ahahaha

  • Bought a water Well drilling rig from them in the early 2000s I think Ingersoll rand became atlas copco. But it was a ir t4w.

  • This is one of the reasons I bought a Branson tractor.

  • I'm all for right to repair, but I think those Canary Yellow seats are the true crime in this vijeo!

  • Never used that wrench trick, but have taken my belt off and used it before.

  • Fuel filter housings on modern Deere equipment is a PITA too. Why have threads like every other filter housing when we can put a useless clamp ring with a keyed filter to piss off everyone that has to work on it!

  • As an engineer we do this on purpose. Knowing someone somewhere is screaming at my design is what gets me up in the morning.

  • Polaris does the same thing, but I work at a dealer, and there's a socket for that. 👍🏼

  • u're a goddame cheese wiz der boy! hot diggity dawg!

  • At least it isn't a Ford "truck" with the filter in the tank but no access without removing the bed or the tank. That access hole is down right luxurious.

  • I'm 99% sure if you took that to a factory authorized fuck your wallet center they would suggest a replacement of the entire implement. Why replace a filter when you can buy a shiny new green and yellow painted turd