Help! I'm Bleeding Out! | Cyanide & Happiness Comic Classics

Publicerades den 4 apr 2021
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Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
Directed By: Dave McElfatrick
Based on Original Comic By: Rob DenBleyker
Animation Director: Bill Jones
Supervising Animator: Matt Thurman
Animation: Matt Thurman
Intro Animation: Paul Blair
Animatic: Connor Murphy
Character Design & Props: Paul Blair
Editor: Taylor Ransom
Sound Editor & Mixer: Ben Governale, Cymatic Studios
Sound‌ ‌Design/Foley:‌ ‌Nic‌ ‌Federle, Ben Governale
Voice Actors:
Green Guy - Rob DenBleyker
Blue Guy - Kris Wilson
Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
Production Manager: Autumn Soeder
Production Coordinator: Michael Stewart


  • They forgot to animate that in the last shot he's squirting blood more heavily like in the original comic. That's kinda how it elaborated that the pressure was too much. Instead, they're squirting at the same volume and rate.

  • Nice intro

  • *Proceeds to start beating the shit out of him.*

  • Cream

  • Love you videos???

  • "god bless you" to her.

  • “Your wife is leaving you!” THAT'S SO MUCH PRESSURE

  • "Apply pressure" Okay then I'm going to check your browser history

  • 😂😂😂😂😂

  • I need to stop clicking like before I watch the video but at least there are no regrets

  • Anyone who says first I have 500 blue shells.

  • help im bleeding out you need to apply pressure quit bleeding or im gonna kick you ass thats to much pressure

  • When I read the title, I started singing Help! by the Beatles

  • This is the best

  • That would probably be me, if I run into another bleeding fool again ;)

  • Gets hydraulic press*

  • Well, at least he tried.

  • I read the title and thought of I’m dying help me

  • That lady really needs to use tampons during her period

  • quit yelling at the man who's bleeding.

  • 490

  • Lmfao

  • When an advertisement shows up over the entire animation...

  • Lesson of the day: Dont apply to much pressure

  • F*** Samsu‌ng

  • Oh lord

  • - Hello Bleeding Out, im Doctor!

  • "Hey have you started that 8 page essay yet? You know it's due at midnight right?...which is in 4 hours"

  • Bleed it out

  • 😂

  • Broke: 🎵Pressure pushing down on me Pressing down on you no man ask for Under pressure - that burns a building down Splits a family in two🎵 Woke: 🎵I'm bleeding out So if the last thing that I do Is bring you down I'll bleed out for you So I bare my skin And I count my sins And I close my eyes And I take it in I'm bleeding out I'm bleeding out for you, for you🎵

  • I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away

  • Good lord! The credits are longer than the movie!

  • He shot himself just to make this joke

  • Apply pressure: Not Submitted Due 0 hours 7 min

  • Please, please, please, cyanide and hapiness team, can you bring my skit to life? My skit involves a grandma on her deathbed, with her grandson next to her. She sneezes before she dies, but the grandson doesnt say God bless you, and she ends up going to hell. Upon her descent, she cusses the child out, screaming about how he didnt say "god bless you" to her.

  • Wooow, this is fun, yes.

  • Why not Bleeding in instead?

  • Just add some the por- intro to this and get rid of the ill kick your ass and it will get 10mil views

  • Can we get more originals?

  • -I'm bleeding out and i'm too young to die! -hey, i'm too young to drink...but i do it anyways ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


  • Why are there teeth black?

  • Ahhh parents, reminds me of em. "Stop bleeding all over my wall!"

  • For a sec I thought he was gonna stick that finger in there....*Sigh*... Gonna put the lotion back inside the shelf now...

  • *"THAT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"* Whine, whine, whine. That's all he dose, isn't it?

  • *"revive me, ive got a raygun"* vibes

  • Quick is there a doctor in the house I'm a doctor Well you're a nerd

  • lmao

  • Too much pressure!? Sounds like that guy is just being a PANSY ASS!

  • Vow

  • Can u guys make short vids of the card characters in joking hazard?

  • Asian doesn't bleed out because pressure from parents making us civil servant or doctors

  • And he turns into a daimond

  • When the day has come That I've lost my way around And the seasons stop And hide beneath the ground When the sky turns gray And everything is screaming I will reach inside Just to find my heart is beating

  • What hahahaha 😹😹😹

  • maximo Park

  • Where's the zombie jesus comic today?

  • Why are the only subtitles in Korean? Hidden joke I’m missing or something?

  • Where’s the joke? It makes no sense

  • Digging deeper just to throw it away...

  • I don't understand shit

  • Appalling video

  • He applied the pressure as he asked for

  • There's something so satisfying about the vault intro

  • *Help I'm bleeding out..." That's what she said.

  • These kind of things are dumb but they also funny at the same time so keep up the good job dude.

  • Dont worry SEnewss it's just... ketchup

  • Apply pressure.... You are 23 and still have nothing to show for yourself

  • It's funny because he was thinking differnt kind of pressure

  • หนึ่งสำหรับอัลกอริทึม

  • .... what

  • Well why can't he stop Bleeding out and start Bleeding In?

  • pressure... he invoke Dialga and Palkia.

  • I would appreciate it if you liked this comment if not it's fine btw I play skate 3

  • It's been a while I laughed so hard 😂😂😂 With love from 🇧🇼 Botswana 🇧🇼🏡

  • Am I’m the only one who could totally see Bakugou doing this?

  • Happy zombie Jesus day everyone

  • Damn

  • :-D

  • Dafuq

  • sounds like Tweek from southpark

  • .....

  • That was too long, we want shorter clips!!! And longer Op & Ed.

  • Plot twist: He did it to himself, he's just trying to increase his blood pressure to bleed out faster.

  • Sou bullying help bleeding :3


  • Everyone in your family is doing better than you

  • They need to turn down the volume of the music for these. I always manually adjust the volume for these classics up and down between the music and skits.

  • They should do the Jim saga someday.

  • Hi bleeding out, I'm dad

  • Damn Millennials can't handle any kind of pressure!

  • Cringe but idfc ECHOS ACTO THREE

  • This made my grandma laugh

  • Great video man

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  • MDR

  • Apply pressure? Ok no PB Tell me 3 interesting things about you