Everyone Gets Disqualified | Taskmaster

Publicerades den 19 mar 2021
Task: Fill this cup so that it overfloweth. The cup must remain atop the cup pole at all times. Only liquids may touch the red green. Fastest wins.⁣

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  • All these failures combined still don't surpass Joe Wilkinson's potato disqualification.

  • This task perfectly describes Johnny’s entire time on the show

  • 😭😂🤣🤣

  • I feel like they are really a bit too stringent with tasks that involve the red carpet

  • When did Johnny Vegas grow hair?

  • this season and season 7 are truly golden

  • so what i want to know is what was filmed first, this or the danish version season 4 episode 5 where all contestants also got disqualified during a test too

  • When the encounter results in a Total Party Disqualification

  • A

  • everyone missed it once you have the cup in your hand pull the pole out of the ground fill cup

  • 1:37 😂🤣

  • To be fair, I'd like them to show how this was supposed to be possible

    • daisy did it, the only time anything touched the red was when she dropped the task, which didn't help her, mawaan only slightly touched the red with his foot, this was definitely doable without touching the red, they all just fucked up

    • same way, just minus the slipups.

  • Gotta love Mawaan just slowly cinching his hoodie closed

  • Johnny falling is exactly how I imagine Johnny would fall 😂

  • Break the pole, stick the top in the ground, fill, win!

  • I really fancied Mawaan until he outed himself as a grass 💔😩

  • At first, I thought, it was the flag of Bangladesh.

  • Somebody could have waited for it to rain and they still wouldve had the fastest time

  • This was easily my favourite season of the show oh my god

  • In terms of points and standings, this is literally the exact same thing as any 5 way tie, with any number of points from negative infinity to infinity. I believe the point system should be changed. But who cares, because it's not about points, it's comedy.

    • I mean... yeah. Because in both situations no one did better than anyone else

  • I love Johnny

  • Go back to Pointless Celebrities, 8OO10CDC, WILTY, or MTW (none of you have the brains for HIGNFY) and don't sully the airwaves with this inane cringeboring rubbish. I watched one episode of this dross and thought it a waste of limited talent.

  • I think the best part is Greg reverting to full teacher mode at the end.

  • Great display of inept contestants, oh and side note.... 4:37 I recognize that shape, I think I've had the same diet as Greg the recent years, started to run this spring and it was not a day too early.

  • Cock you channel number 4 give Dave back there shit and get me a girlfriend and sense of purpose, and a hamster...

  • I noticed Daisy's paper hitting the green the first time I watched this. I was waiting to see if they mentioned it.

  • I would have got the hose and sprayed under the red tarp to push it toward the pole then I could just walk over and bend the pole and fill the cup with the water.

    • could also remove the pole from the ground and just fill it up in a tap, rules say the cup must remain on the pole and only liquids on tarp, nothing about removing the pole itself

    • i mean it wasn't hard to bend the pole as is

  • The hose isn't plugged in 😂😂😂😂

  • I love the fact that not only did they all get disqualified in the first task, but this set the tone for how they were all going to cope through the rest of the show. Mawaan looks like he's constantly trying to solve long division in his head during every task, Johnny ends up testing the show's liability insurance to it's absolute limits, Katherine looks like she's either going to laugh or cry or both and she doesn't even know which, Daisy steamrolls her way through everything and God help who gets in her way and Richard is just having a nice time.

    • @aashish praja I’m sure they do realise that. The point they are making is that from the very first task, we’re given an accurate idea of how the rest of the show will progress.

    • You do realise that they only knew about their disqualification weeks later at the studio show. So I wouldn't say this helped them in any way

    • Beyond accurate

  • The exact same content on the actual show would take 20 minutes and include 2 advert breaks.

  • Well, the air which is a gas, not a liquid, was touching it the whole time. So it was impossible from the getgo.

  • This basically sums up why this round of contestants was my favourite round ever

  • 97% liquid? What are You a cucumber 🥒?

  • Imagine if social distance wasn't a thing, can you imagine what gregs reaction would have been? What if he did the nish to the side moment not realising that all 5 would have to be done. Can just moment him sighing every time and be like "right come here..

    • Daisy would stand up and scream at Mawaan xD

  • this is it. the best task of the season

  • I would be disqualified in the first 3 seconds. XD

  • Tar (asphalt) is a liquid. I would have just asked if there were any loose chunks of asphalt around and used them to roll up the red mat.

  • Greg's teaching past coming out there. Honestly, there are contestants I don't like on a series (and only a couple of them. There have been people I expected not to like but I actually enjoyed in the show) but I don't think there is a whole series that I wouldn't rewatch. Every series has moments like this of pure hilarity.

  • I know some ppl didn't like this season, but for me it was one of the best!

    • First I've heard of it It only suffered in that it was the first in lockdown I think. Compared to the first 2 of season 11 that have aired as I write this, it's slightly ahead.

  • Five different shamed faces. They could have improvised and substituted points based on most to least contrite.

  • It must be the cameras and the timer, because when we watch this we think we could surely acknowledge the task properly, right?

    • It's the pressure and limited resources and time. You have to think quickly and thinking quickly usually means stupidly. Plus when we watch it we see their failed attempts and realise a better one. They don't.

  • When you is THE USA version WHY Didn't you just air this instead of making a new messed up one with "retired" us "comedians"

  • "Only liquids may touch the red green." They were all disqualified upon uttering that rule. The air, grass, and ground were touching the green; these things are not liquids.

    • I mean, come on

  • was it on air? i missed it somehow..

  • Biggest load of woke rubbish 🗑

    • How is it woke? Because an asian person and women are on it? Or that it requires a thinking process or humour? Geez...

    • @Brum Racing thank you kind sir for agreeing with me love and prayers 🙏

    • Funny how you got to that conclusion when no political views have been expressed at all. 🤔

  • He really gave them the "I am not mad, only disappointed" look.

  • I like Katherine as far as I know her, and I kind of think full group disqualification is the greatest thing that's happened yet, so def no hate But we have to talk about that throw.......... She threw it almost perfectly for it to go nowhere

  • I like to think that Joe Wilkinson has cursed the red green so that whenever it appears in a task at least one person has to be diqualified

    • Or that the red-green is actually sentient, and craves the feeling of crushing hopes.

    • To be fair, if Joe had not stepped on the green that potato would have been all rim and just bounced

    • Joe Wilkinson, the Voldemort of Taskmaster, forever curing the red-green

    • @Brum Racing I’m so happy other people understand this comment

    • @Sian Taylor Agreed. But also, it made the show what it is, though. Think about how different Taskmaster would be if that one decision would have been different

  • Greg is superb, born for this role!

  • Katherine trying to fill the net with water for far too long will never stop being hilarious.

  • I love how seriously they take this nonsense. Some of them looked truly ashamed and remorseful.

    • @Add Later dude if you were in this game, wouldn’t you feel something like that. It’s competitive, and and everyone single one of them failed by touching the red green. I would be embarrassed lmao

    • @Add Later you seem like fun

    • they are acting

  • 🤣😂🤣😂 I was laughing so hard by the end I couldn't breath!

  • At the end Johnny laughing into his hat and Mawan looking like he’s in detention or something. 😂

  • As it seems with most series, I didn't know how this would go when the first episode hit, but by the end I loved all of them and wanted to see more. I especially loved Katherine (big fan of the I.T. Crowd). I REALLY want a series with the Holiday Special lineup because that was hilarious.

    • lol, didnt realize that she was that actor in it crowd

  • The fact that this was the first task and everyone was already out is so funny

    • Nope, that's another task. You're thinking of the carry drinks with a Teddy bear.

  • Alex: "and now, let's see how that affected the score..."

  • That was an impossible task, only liquid can touch the red green. So all the gas in the air wasn’t allowed to touch it.

  • Let's just forget that ever happened... ... and put a clip of it on SEnewss!! :D

  • Throughout the entire season Daisy looks furious. Katherine looks on the brink of tears. Johnny looks like hes about to have a nervous breakdown. Richard looks shifty. Mawaan looks confused.

    • Season 7 was a work of art tho, wasn't it?

    • @FloatingHamstick agreed Daisy ruined the series, everyone else did great

    • ​@Charlie Louise In regards to how she's sitting...she's clearly far along in a pregnancy. I'm sure she was looking for any comfortable position she could.

    • @Loki I think this current season is the worst

    • @92RedRevolverJosh was made to suffer with three extra tasks, that must've been enjoyable to watch

  • Wait! Wasn't first time in the first episode of the season with the drinks?

  • "I am 97% liquid". Um......

  • I felt so bad for Johnny falling over 🤣

    • @mooalijasmine Absolutely. I loved his determination.

    • But that he went with it, like a safe stuntman, tucking and rolling is kind of amazing.

  • Daisy looks DEVASTATED in the thumbnail 😂

  • The ending is so perfect he’s standing there like a teacher in front of the kids who misbehave that won’t stop laughing.

  • Honestly one of my favourite cast panels - they're ✨iconic✨

  • The hands on hips really keys in to his past as a teacher desperately looking for a little control

  • "You're literally disqualified. Metaphorically, you're still in with a shout." Greg Davies is *AWESOME!*

    • @Povilas Šimanskas Oh haha, I meant to type shout. You made me double check, but it's definitely 'you're still in with a shout'. We do use 'in with a shout' and 'in with a shot' for the exact same thing and both are probably just as common.

    • @HIROW so shot or shout?

    • @pinkham4corgis It wouldn't, because you don't leave the show for failing. It was definitely in with a shot

    • @pinkham4corgis nah, in with a shout

    • I thought Greg said "metaphorically you're still in the show." I think that makes more sense too.

  • They were my favourite group. Love them all!

  • Hmm. I wish this was the full clip and not edited down...

  • the thing is, this happened THREE TIMES in this series. including twice in the pilot episode! so good

  • Lol you can tell from the way he admonished them he _definitely_ used to be a teacher

    • @fergieson32 100% The whole 'you're not a bad guy' 'don't let yourself down' was Teacher-Mode

    • The way he stands up made me scared a talking to was coming.

    • @John Fry "your not a bad guy Nish, why don't you actually give it a try, really have a go at it" paraphrasing of course

    • @fergieson32 I seem to remember him taking Nish Kumar to one side too after he kept self sabotaging!

    • "I'm not shouting. I'm not angry. I'm just very, very disappointed." * every teacher has this tattooed on their forearm when they graduate - it's a right of passage.

  • katherine at 4:48, as usual, looking like she's gonna explode from laughing

  • Help a non-Brit out, please. What the hell is a red green? "Nothing other than liquid can touch the red green." It's just red, isn't it? What am I missing?

    • @Luis Leano Thank you.

    • A green is the surface in golf or mini-golf. They're referring to the carpet as the green and since it's red its the red green

  • Mawan on the Wilkinson technicality

  • ''''Kin adds = environmental destruction!!!

  • You can if you like But I won’t be there

  • And in the latest episode 4 people got disqualified too

  • 😋